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NewDecember 1, 2008 12:03 pm

Having settled Vlad, you can or to call to the Novel, or to wait while it will call itself. As a result you should go on a meeting to a bar. After a small roller you will get to a private residence to bigwigs, Vlad’s killed by you chiefs. Your first task from new bosses — to hijack the police car.

News: My Tribe

Go to a location where you have landed Michel, after the first appointment. The place will be noted on a card. Most easier to find the police car, and not to wait while the driver will leave it, and to push their bumper. When the policeman leaves the car, quickly kill him and in need of the partner then take away the car. Drive around, yet will not dump possible prosecution. Consider, the car should remain in a good condition.

Last game: Call of Atlantis

Now you can stop vans for check. That transports technics is necessary to you. On a card you will see three vans, by turns stop them, yet will not find the necessary. The muzhik will jump out of it and will direct on you a pistol. Understand with it then take away a van. Following a route, you will reach garage then mission will come to the end.

Last game: Gourmania

NewNovember 28, 2008 6:58 pm

Here all is simple, we carry Michel on a carnival, system GPS will show a route. Having arrived into place, you will find out, that the holiday will not be, then Michel will suggest to go to bowling-club, agree.

News: Mystery Case Files: Return to Ravenhearst

Play, this minigame is executed very well. Who will win not very well. After five times, Michel will tell, that has perfectly well spent time and will ask to bring it home. Come back to its car and following instructions of the navigator, go home.

Last game: Hot Dish 2: Cross Country Cook Off

As soon as you will land it at the house, mission will be included. Keep in mind, that it is possible to call again to it and to invite to new appointment, only do not do it at once. And here now you will be called by the Novel and will complain about destiny. As you have left on appointment and did not begin it to help, beat off from Albanians to it it was not possible. Now it in hospital. Note a point on the map. Your problem to bring it back to a taxi pool.

Last game: The Mysterious City: Golden Prague

NewOctober 30, 2008 12:47 pm

Morals

I hate, when to me moralize, therefore it very much I like to read another. Verbal violence, so to say, to carry out over others.

And so. For a long time it is time to recognise that the person an essence is the latent maniac-murderer with the sadistic bents, afflicted with bloodthirstiness and a sexual dissatisfaction. People always with such pleasure looked at all atrocities, beatings, mockeries, rapes and other civil activity that any doubts in it any more does not remain.

But the majority of people - shaky poor ламачье with a gut is more thin a scaffold, a total absence of will power and besides suffering dense stupidity. Only it keeps them from transformation from spectators in participants. He need to admire only enviously the монструозными heroes and quietly to be engaged intellectual мастурбацией, representing itself on their place.

You look at the idols, the person is lovely! Glance in small spiteful душонку - you after all wish to be such, how they, the truth? You do not perceive this all as buffoonery - you after all seriously seems that it abruptly.

But you wonder - as you have reached such existence? Why your life is so empty, what you fill with its poor and silly fairy tales on pompous idiots, with pathos behaving with brutality, for conscience suppression - for the sake of any mythical "good"?

What, your life is a poor vegetative existence of the inhabitant? A survival for the sake of a grub and a grub for the sake of a survival? Falsification of the ideals under surrounding обрыдлую the validity? Regular using illusion of completeness of the life spilt in bottles on 0,5?

New 12:47 pm

I will share erotic dream - I always wished to write exposing article. To expose something! Here after all it is healthy. Earlier all hands somehow did not reach (are painfully short), and now I think - "it is time!".

To expose it it is always pleasant. Here I, for example, like to expose women. Happened so you will spend a magnificent supper at candles, with expensive wines and delicacies (the household alcoholism by the light of a bulb and pelmeni on закусь too will descend, however), and then you will fill up the woman somewhere, and allow it to expose!

Buttons there you unbutton, lightnings everyones, fasteners on brassieres very uneasy come across sometimes, by the way; and so on. And here, when already has absolutely exposed, and it all before you such exposed, you ka-ak… Well, say, not to articles here already.

However it, pepper, exposure such, not journalistic absolutely is clear. At journalists it is accepted to expose politicians there, oligarchs various, and also any frauds, corruption and other obstructions. Exposed as a rule a male, thick enough and quite often on a physiognomy very opposite. What to do - tradition.

Participation in criminal community of game journalists leaves the mark. After all game, and it is necessary to write a site only about that concerns games (actually, about everything, but the heads should be convinced that it concerns games).

Well so? To expose any magnate-publisher using the office position for declination of subordinates to содомии? To expose developers, десятикратно exceeded the budget of game by means of daily пьянок with prostitutes at the expense of the company-publisher? To expose programmers-wreckers who purposely arrange тормозизм in games for the purpose of damage of sight of fair users? Not…

For this purpose it is necessary to waste time, climb on an Internet, to sit in chats, to read conferences. What for to strain with information search, when it is possible to overtake simply for nine kilogrammes of the author’s snowstorm fabricated (it is good though from a finger, instead of whence still…). Yes, expensive reader! And the best articles on www.games.ru are written! Read and enjoy!  

Global Exposure of All ™

Without being exchanged for trifles, I in general will expose e all game industry at once! And to the film industry too will get. And to a genre literary, forgive My God, best sellers. Both to cartoon films! And to comics! All отоварю, more shortly. Our way, on-brazilski.

Everything that there show/write/draw are one continuous кретинизм and оболванивание the consumer. It would Seem - where still оболванивать, and so morons all around. On the contrary, my friends, are not present to idiocy of a limit. For ever and ever, аминь.

Modern commercial art is through impregnated by ideology of violence. But not real violence, perish the thought. The real violence is when you a muzzle about a table. It when you do not want, and you will force. It when you cannot any more - and it is necessary. Such it will be pleasant to Very few people.

People like other violence. As more as possible abstract from them, darling. And art of people with pleasure feeds by it, the such pseudo-violent children’s food which has been pasterizovanno-sterilised, packed into non-polluting containers and supplied with the three-volume instruction on safety of use.

It all pink such, this violence, also is generously decorated by snivels. When at cinema you see the blood flowing from поверженного of the opponent, know is not blood, these are snivels.

No, well there are mucks on light! And in the forefront - nonalcoholic beer and commercial violence. That there that there - one overindulgence. The real violence - so it though has any pedagogical effect, and depravity of minds here is exclusive. Fie.

Here to take average commercially successful hero. Who it? The scientist any, the art worker? The philosopher, can be? The public worker, at the worst? And it is final not the representative of best of trades - not game it the journalist, no. It the murderer!

Not the essence important on whom it works - is engaged it basically in that carries in какаху crowds of enemies, accompanying this process by poor peacockery and clever speeches in glory of good and well-being of mankind.

To kill for the sake of good! Be more absurd than it can only "to thump for трезвенность" or "to fuck for the sake of virginity". All history of mankind нагляднейшим shows in the image, is not worse than a film projector - the violence generates violence. "Is kind" there that can get out only in the form of a casual by-effect, and in the most minimum volume.

But, as грица, "the history learns to nothing, it only punishes for unlearned lessons". All of us are punished on the tomatoes but so almost to anything and have not learnt. Especially presented so also have forgot to something.  

Mad ideology

Here to kill for the sake of harm - same it is much more correct and more logical! EFFICIENCY - other-wordly. Any snivels - the maximum cruelty generating the maximum cruelty, and all it grows as a cancer tumour. You know, how the cancer tumour grows? To Chernobyl vegetables also did not dream!

Here present - one continuous violence. Every second threat of death. Struggle for each breath. In such conditions to become the superman - time to spit. Alternative to prorolling чара - death. All study very quickly (I spoke about pedagogical effect of violence). And? Fine?

No, well experience - you all from head to foot are covered by the weapon. Has carried to notice the woman - at once you suffice and you force. Any moral restrictions. And children at you will be - the sea. Because anybody will not do abortions - not before. And your children will be not desired, hated so it is delightful spiteful, furious and severe. In much bigger degree, rather than you, by the way!

At night you will sleep where it is necessary - after all it is impossible to sleep on one place. Will trap and will bang. Friends at you will not be - only time allies. After all to trust you, the doughnut is clear, will be to nobody - that you, the fool, really?

Any conveniences at you too will not be. All technological progress will go exclusively towards arms and protection. Here not to TVs and toilet bowls with automatic descent. Not to relax!

Never to relax. Sit-round gathering any to you with beer and girls! Only struggle, hatred and confidence of the fast death. No, well a class after all, the truth? And? What? Is not present?! As it

Really? It is not pleasant to you? Cannot be! You look at the favourites and think - here it is a life! Force! Maids packs to feet! Sleeves are strewed! Explosions! And you! Such! Abrupt! And царапинки!

You so appreciate tastefully scattering brains on the screen. However, only on the screen. Something prompts to me that if you has splashed with another’s brains, moreover I would smother to you heated thought that your own now too will splash somebody, you already so did not rejoice.

And corpses - you after all so love, that they have been scattered on a landscape in a considerable quantity. And tell - you sometime smelt them? Pleasure below an average, it is necessary to tell.

And a barrel in a snout? You, with put to yours башке a pistol of what you will think? How you now are class all you will tear, confidently walking at a happy end? Not, more likely, that you are concrete облажался (up to literal sense - a comment ред.) and now to you will come concrete гамовер.

Here, the pancake as it is insulting turns out. It seems that the commercial violence from which you so прешься, are approximately so similar to a reality, how much dung taste reminds caramel. Is over what to reflect? 

New 12:40 pm

The majority of my acquaintances considers that technology Motion Capture was born together with Mortal Kombat. What exactly Acclaim to the first was come to mind by idea to stick round actors wires and to force to dance in front of chambers, and the finished shooting material to translate then in a digital form and to insert into game. You too so thought, isn’t that so? No, children, all not so (copyright). And, if you for a long time play computer games most likely recollect magnificent файтинг firms Acclaim - Mortal Kombat. In Mortal Kombat’е Motion Capture for the first time has come to games - and at the technology is long and an interesting story, computers in which, by the way, присутсвуют it is far not from first days.

In the mid-seventies Walt Disney’s studio, for realistic animation of human characters began to use the technics named ротоскопия. Animators took fragments of a film and on the special machine tool перерисовывали from real actors of a figure of heroes of the future cartoon film. Represent, how many on it left forces and time? Then yet there were no enough powerful computers and artists had to draw each shot in manual (that is remarkable, in Soviet мультипликате for a designation of this process the term "eclair" was used - so the trophy German machine tool ротоскопии, got in the inheritance from the Germans mounting on it a propaganda newsreel) was called. So on light there was the very first "manual" Motion Capture.

In the beginning of 80 physicians at the American institutes began to apply computers to research of a human body. That Kalvert, the professor кинезиологии and computer sciences has suggested to use potentiometers, attaching them to various joints on a human body. The computer measured the data of devices and showed moving skeleton of the person on the screen. Калверт worked the invention for evident studying of kinematics of a human body, defects мускулатурной systems, and also for… Pas de deux demonstrations in choreographic classes.

A bit later, in 1982-83, the computer installations tracing movements of the person, began to use in the computer drawing. The first complexes Motion Capture were optical. The principle of their work was the following: on a body of the actor in places of joints and joints small bulbs or usual светоотражающие elements (like bicycle катафот) then figure movements acted in film on the chamber fastened. For reception of the volume image of the actor removed two chambers, under different corners. Combining the co-ordinates of the same bulb received from two chambers, it was possible to calculate precisely enough a point site in space. Such optical systems were rather slow and inexact. Besides, the finished shooting material demanded additional processing and a filtration.

In 1988 in bowels Silicon Graphics have thought up original enough way to operate a mimicry of the computer person, using for this purpose a puppet. So there was "Mike-stirring-head" - the computer character, capable to move lips, to blink eyes and to twirl by a nose. And it coped the special device which is put on fingers. Subsequently SGI has improved "Mike" and has created the present computer little man, capable to jerk legs, handles, and everything that only it can be jerked. The special device executed in the form of a mechanical hand, fastening to a hand human (to see, one fingers, was already insufficiently) operated it.

Eventually technologies Motion Capture were improved, became more convenient and more exact. Instead of light-emitting diodes began to use a magnetic field (the actor pasted over with small metal detectors), and even have invented special suits "exoskeleton", allowing to trace even the slightest movements of muscles.

In the nineties Motion Capture began to use not only in the computer industry. On the American TV during three and a half years there was children’s transfer Canaille Peluche. The Protagonist - kind reduction the Floor-mat - communicated with various actors and the invited visitors (to understand how it looked, recollect a film "Who has substituted Roger’s rabbit"). A floor-mat the whole command "the puppeteer" created, operating movements of the computer character using systems Motion Capture. On manufacture of seven-minute transfer left about six-eight business hours.

In 1992 company SimGraphics has developed system of tracking and processing of a mimicry of a human face. The first prototype has been shown at an exhibition of video of games where all favourite hero Mario communicated with public from the computer screen, answered questions, laughed and built eyes. Naturally all movements of a physiognomy of Mario the actor sitting at the screen operated. The special glove of "puppeteer" transforming movements of the actor in movements of a figure on the screen became the following invention SimGraphics.

And then… Then, in 1993 has appeared Mortal Kombat. Process Motion Capture carried out with use of the optical technology, six various chambers.

Now Motion Capture use all who feel like it. Three-dimensional файтинги a-lja Tekken, sexy movements попки a-lja Lara Kroft, a realistic facial expression a-lja Half-Life - all it, and is much another, - Motion Capture. The technology which has connected two greatest inventions of mankind - cinema and figure. And still to us, people to eat than be proud.